this is how every historical moment should be memorialized...

...with David Hasselhoff singing and dancing in a light-up leather jacket, of course.

don't hassle the hoff: sweet david hasselhoff music vid

A David Hasselhoff music video involving a flying motorcycle, African tribe, fur parka and dashunds presumably foraging for water in the wild. At least he can say he was drunk when he ate that cheeseburger off the floor...